I'll Try Anything

I may or may not have said the following in an attempt to get the boys to go to sleep at night:

* "Remember how Adam and Eve disobeyed God and he kicked them out of the garden? If you disobey Momma and Daddy we might kick you out of the house."

*"Remember how Jonah disobeyed God and got swallowed by the big fish? If you disobey Momma and Daddy, you might get swallowed by a fish.

FYI: neither line worked. If you can't tell, bedtime is still a nightmare around here.