From the Babysitter last week:
(A very long text message)
Here is a new one for you. I noticed Kayin sitting on the couch by himself looking very innocent and I asked him where Heath and Hunter were. Seek and Destroy must have heard me asking about them because they both quickly ran out of the bathroom and closed the door behind themselves. It was as if Kayin was the look out.
I went into the bathroom to see what they were up to and noticed they had unrolled nearly an entire roll of toilet paper into the potty. The potty was FULL. I could only imagine that one of them was unrolling the paper as fast as possible and the other was picking it up and shoving it into the potty. I told them that we couldn't flush the potty with all of that in there and sternly asked that they were thinking!
I glared and put my hand on my hip, ready for their answer. They sweetly replied that they needed another "Spotting Scope". You see they already had two (a toilet paper roll and a paper towel roll) and they needed a third one for their friend who was sitting ever so sweetly on the couch.
Needless to say I laughed until I cried, but I had a fountain Dr. Pepper in my hands as a peace offering when I showed up to pick up the twins.